Iconoclast v.2.0

(n.) 1. One who attacks cherished beliefs, traditional institutions, etc. as being based on error or superstition.
2. One who smashes revered images
“Tell ur wife u cheated” I saw this scrawled on a car outside of my local mexican food place. Wowsa.

“Tell ur wife u cheated” I saw this scrawled on a car outside of my local mexican food place. Wowsa.

Mamihlapinatapai (sometimes spelled mamihlapinatapei) is a word from the Yaghan language of Tierra del Fuego, listed in The Guinness Book of World Records as the “most succinct word”, and is considered one of the hardest words to translate.[1] It describes “a look shared by two people with each wishing that the other will initiate something that both desire but which neither one wants to start.

Mamihlapinatapai - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

BEST WORD EVER!!!!!!

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BBC - Today
New type of cloud- Asperatus. 
Apocalypse much?

BBC - Today

New type of cloud- Asperatus. 

Apocalypse much?

In experiments carried out in the US some varieties of shark allowed themselves to be picked from the water and cuddled. Sharks can be cuddled like dolphins, say scientists - Telegraph

Nothing like surfing textfromlastnight.com to make me feel better about my life choices as of late.

(443): So called my VP’s house on Sunday drunk and told him that if he didn’t hire me for the new position I would skull fuck his wife. They asked me to go home today. Thanks again Vodka

(305): Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn … my life is the opposite of that. texts from last night
i would hate you too if i were your mailman Kyle

Who doesn’t love surprises?

(773): When she said “surprise me” I’m positive she didn’t mean “bang my roommate”

(312): Prob not but she was surprised

-textsfromlastnight.com